Oh dear, not another one

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Snoopy: "They called me sir! They called me sir! They called me sir!"
Charlie brown: "We'll never get this letter read"
(ok, so an old Peanuts book probably isn't what they had in mind)

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
*Ker-ack!* Is it meant to sound like that?

3.What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Err.... some childish cartoon?

4.Without looking, guess what time it is:
11:40 PM

5.Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
11:48 PM

6.With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Nothing, my computer makes such a racket it's all I can hear, though I'm sure I could hear some possums and my resident owl if I tried

7.When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
An hour or so ago. Taking a friend back home

8.Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The inside of my fridge, trying to decide if it was worth making tea coz I'm almost out of milk

9.What are you wearing?
T-shirt and boxers, about to go to bed (if I had any sense I would have ages ago)

10.Did you dream last night?
Don't think so, if I did it couldn't have been too intersting then

11. When did you last laugh?
Grr! when SOMEBODY ticked me

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Um... two pictures by a friend which I only put up this morning, a crayon drawing by my little brother, a crayon drawing of Pikachu by myself (It's so ugly, I gotta scan it just to show people on DA!) a drawing of Lenny from the Simpsons with "my hero" written next to it, some random pics and the splatter mark from a spider I killed some two years ago.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
nope, nothing weirder than the junk I see every day

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Not a lot, as it won't let me sleep

15. What is the last film you saw?
Um, fun with Dick and Jane?

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A million dollars worth of chocolate coins! The rest I would trade for real coins and swim in them like Scrooge Mc Duck

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I have painted toe nails at the moment

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Not a thing, coz we humans haven't buggered it up at all (man I can lie sometimes)

19. Do you like to dance?
Zog no!

20.George Bush:
He'd be funny if he weren't so powerful

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Human Girl child

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Gorblum

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Nope, me rather like it just where I am

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Err, so long as he isn't pissed that I didn't worship him, and instead made fun of 'im then I don't mind what he says

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
(only if you want to of course! )

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